This blag is officially online. I didn’t want to break my only bottle of wine, so I christened it with this vanilla cola — I hope that’s OK.
This is going to be great. We’ll talk about ever so many happy and meaningful things, won’t we, friends?!
I shouldn’t be drinking this soda. High fructose corn syrup is bad for me (at least, probably). I was going to get some health-responsible drink, but the store had this swill on sale, and I can’t resist swill-on-sale.
On a somewhat related note, www.swillonsale.com is available. I have this hobby of checking domain names to see if they’re available. Sometimes I purchase them. Sometimes I just babble about it. True story: I missed the chance to buy fightclub.com, and I can’t forgive myself for it.
Goodnight, Gentle Reader.


pretty sure HFCS is only bad for you if you eat/drink it like proverbial state changing candy.
er, idiomatic state changing candy.
If I can’t eat it like state-changing candy, idiomatic or otherwise, what’s the point in having any at all?!