Open for Business, Closed for the Rainy Season

Big K Vanilla Cola

Is this corporate sponsorship?

This blag is officially online. I didn’t want to break my only bottle of wine, so I christened it with this vanilla cola — I hope that’s OK.

This is going to be great. We’ll talk about ever so many happy and meaningful things, won’t we, friends?!

I shouldn’t be drinking this soda. High fructose corn syrup is bad for me (at least, probably). I was going to get some health-responsible drink, but the store had this swill on sale, and I can’t resist swill-on-sale.

On a somewhat related note, www.swillonsale.com is available. I have this hobby of checking domain names to see if they’re available. Sometimes I purchase them. Sometimes I just babble about it. True story: I missed the chance to buy fightclub.com, and I can’t forgive myself for it.

Goodnight, Gentle Reader.

About Ron Adams

I really hate coffee in cheap foam cups. It condensates in such an unsettling manner. Have you ever reheated a cheap foam cup of coffee, or just left it to sit around awhile? The coffee tries to escape. It doesn’t even want to be in that cup. And I can understand why: cheap foam cups make coffee taste horrible. Now that the air is clear between us, I trust we have a better understanding.
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3 Responses to Open for Business, Closed for the Rainy Season

  1. Up Yours says:

    pretty sure HFCS is only bad for you if you eat/drink it like proverbial state changing candy.

  2. Up Yours says:

    er, idiomatic state changing candy.

  3. Ron Adams says:

    If I can’t eat it like state-changing candy, idiomatic or otherwise, what’s the point in having any at all?!

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